Utack's side note: I've seen all of Naruto, but only the first 5 episodes of Shippuden, so my views might be alittle off

Falling asleep, my mind tends to wander. This time, it wandered to Sakura Haruno. She's useless. I don't care what anyone says, she's completely useless. She just sits there and flops around...And then it struck me!

Sakura Haruno = Magikarp

Reason: She can't do anything until she learns tackle, and even then she's not much better. (She couldn't do anything useful until the very end of the series)
And, then once she gets to Shippuden, She evolves into Gyarados. Now she's not as useless...But the only thing that really stands out about her is she completely destroys everything in her path with her unrestrained aggression and strength.

Sauske Uchiha = Eevee

He's got way to many fangirls, and isn't that cool. So he can spit fireballs and will one day grow up to be the ever-emo Umbreon...So what!? It's not like he really did anything to deserve the fandom, it's the rest of his eeveelution family line that gives him his 'Omg he's a genius Uchiha!' fangirl fanbase...People only worship eevee because of it's eeveelutions...

Naruto = Manky

If you actually look at a Manky, it really is quiet the nice little Pokemon. It's fuzzy, has paws, and likes to eat riceballs/Ichiraku Ramen. However, if you tick Naruto off, he goes all 9 tailed fox on you and evolves into a Primape, and then he freaking rips your head off.

...Huh? No, Naruto's not a Ninetails...Geeze, how obvious could you get!? >XP


Shikamaru = Abra

No one seemed to care about him until he evolved into Kadabra. Abra's just as smart/cool as Kadabra, he's just less motiavated and likes to sleep more! Feh, he's just as brilliant in his sleep anyways~

Imma goona come up with more ^-^

So...Yeah! Sorry if it sounds mean or anything, it's just made in humor yep yep ^-^
...And yes, Sakura will always be completely useless in my eyes ^-^